Me: Is that real?
Him: Yes, it’s all real.
Me: Wow, you are very bold to wear that especially here in San Francisco.
Him: Thank you.
I give him props for not only being bold but for being steadfastly individualistic to combine a super casual background (notice especially the very reusable “green” bag) with an over-the-top “luxe” accessory, by the way, in the northern hemisphere’s summer. Maybe animal rights advocates should reconsider their hatred towards fur-wearing folk because this could possibly be another way to recycle something from Grandma’s closet or road-kill? I am a bit perplexed but also drawn to the choice of this rebellious pairing.